Tangled and Warped

Some day I’ll do one of those “100 Things about ME” lists, number one is I hate lists, so don’t count on it.

I’m a single mom by choice, to a teenage daughter.  This is why I knit and spin.  It’s cheaper than therapy.  Well maybe it used to be, but I’m not so sure now. 

I am also owned by two cats, a calicao, named Spirit who is a very old lady, and a tuxedo, Rocky, who is a perpetual adolescent, but he is a sweet boy.  Now if they would just stop catching all those yarn balls in my basket and bringing their ‘catch’ to me in the middle of the night all would be well.

I’m also a witch, and a reader of tarot cards.  I have been for thirty-six years, so if you want to try to convert me, save your breath.  If you get too obnoxous about it I will block you as well as curse you for eternity (well not really, but sometimes idle threats do work).

I’m a capricorn and I’m over fifty, so I’m opinionated with an attitude.  I once read in a book that menopausal women should channel all they ‘extra’ energy into harrassing writing to their government representatives rather than taking it out on their friends and family.  I have taken this to heart and generally find a reason to contact my congressman and/or senator on a weekly basis. However I don’t think I can write directly to the prez anymore.  I’m sure I’m on some seditious list somewhere.  It comes from being an old hippie and anachrist at heart.  So if you don’t like my opinions, lifestyle, politics or religion, I strongly suggest you forget me and move on to the next victim blogger who I’m sure will welcome you with open arms. However, if you choose to stay play nice or I will zap you.